AMI
I know there are some sissified pansy men out there that can’t grow decent god fearing all american mustache. I feel nothing but pity for them. I can’t imagine a day let alone a single hour with a naked upper lip. To be honest the thought kind of frightens me. Since the tender age of 15 I have had the privilege, nay the pleasure of thick luscious hair my upper lip, though I was not always proud of it. I’ll admit that back in the day the anti-mustache establishment held my beautiful facial hair in check and sadly I did nothing to prevent them. That was before I discovered the american mustache institute. AMI’s impact on our society has been nothing short of revolutionary. Mustachioed americans can now walk free down the street without the scorn of days gone past. Gone are the days of mustache internment camps and blank face re-education facilities. The AMI stands directly between my fellow mustachians and the blatant discrimination of anti-facial hair fascists. Visit their website and support the cause.
The American Mustache Institute: Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against the mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache.
www.americanmustacheinstitute.org
